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Celebrity Couples I’d Like to Smash with a Fish Tank

Sometimes there are just those celebrity couples that take up more limelight than they really should. Or there are those that you simply wonder how they actually became known as celebrities. Really, I mean the term has become so overused lately that it seems that anyone who simply farts in the right way or in the right note will somehow get famous. Here are a list of the top two celebrity couples that I would simply love to smash to bits with a fish tank or two.

Spencer and Heidi – How does this happen? You take two of the dumbest looking and acting people on the planet, put them together and they become something called Speidi. The couple of Spencer and Heidi started on the MTV show The Hills, which was one of the worst, most hypocritical shows on the air and one of the most shallow as well. It gave a whole group of people a view of life that they wanted to emulate and it was one of the worst things for any young person to watch as it gave them a false sense of reality and introduced them, and the world, to the two-headed monster that is Speidi. So why do I want to smash this couple with a fish tank? Simply put, they get air time for things that no one should because of their “celebrity” status. Though if you asked most normal people on the streets who had an intelligent brain cell in their head, they would probably never have heard of them already. Pray you never have to see these two speak or try to act or even look in your direction because you are certain to lose some brain cells and there is the very real possibility that you will actually keel over and die from their brainlessness. Put it this way. If zombies ever want to eat some brains, these two are safe from all attacks.
Brad and Angelina – This couple is one that you can’t help but notice. They are on every cover of every magazine in the grocery store every week and month because they are hating on the much better Jennifer Aniston or there is a problem with their marriage or she is buying a whole orphanage full of little Asian kids. I don’t know why they are even together because he seems like he could do so much better than that weirdo woman. Let’s face facts. When these two get together they cause some horrible stuff to go down. Just look at the only movie they made together, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and you will see that it was a complete failure; just like they should be. I wish that they would stop doing things that I have to look at when I’m buying my generic cereals and crackers that I have to eat. Man, would I love to smash them both in the face with a fish tank.

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